Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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