oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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