You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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