Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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