butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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