Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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