it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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