She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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