During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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