You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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