She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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