i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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