I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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