The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
All I want is dick and wine.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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