Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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