just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He better not be in your backpack
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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