ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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