I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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