...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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