this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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