Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
And my parents said I crawled through the house
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
