Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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