He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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