: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just high enough for therapy.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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