i jhust puked up my retainher.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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