the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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