Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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