i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Do vagina's smell?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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