Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Vodka?
Forever.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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