"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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