Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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