yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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