This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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