they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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