I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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