is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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