dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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