You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This is the high leading the old right now
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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