Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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