who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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