it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
cat food counts as protein by the way
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
