He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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