I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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