I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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