i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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