i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I could fuck to npr.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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