you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is wine microwaveable?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
