i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I touched a dick in church today
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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