Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We are two peas in an std pod
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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