im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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