Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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